Windows app

SlapWin

Slap your laptop. Make it scream.

Try free — unlock more with Premium, $3.99 one time.

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Why SlapWin hits different

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60+ Sounds, 6 Packs

Ships with six ready-to-slap packs — Goat, Woman, Burp, Fart, Meme & Scream. Drop your own .mp3 or .wav to make a custom pack.

🐐 Goat👩 Woman🤮 Burp💨 Fart😂 Meme😱 Scream
Premium

Smart Event Sounds

Your laptop gets a surprise sound when you log back in — and another reminder when the battery is running low. Totally customisable.

🔓 On screen unlock🔋 Low battery alert
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Mic Sensitivity Control

Dial in the exact impact threshold. Light tap or full open-palm — you decide what counts as a slap.

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Lives in System Tray

Zero clutter. SlapWin hides in your tray and stays out of the way until you need it.

Creator Kickback

2K Views = 50% Back

Post a Reel or TikTok showing SlapWin in action. Hit 2,000 views? Send us your link + Order ID and we'll refund half your purchase. Simple.

1 Buy SlapWin
2 Post your Reel/TikTok
3 Hit 2K views
4 Get 50% back

Email eonasapps@gmail.com with subject "KICKBACK" — link + Order ID required.

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Windows blocked the install?

SlapWin isn't signed yet (code signing costs $300+/yr). Windows SmartScreen will warn you — it's safe to proceed. Here's how.

  1. 1

    Run the installer

    Double-click SlapWin-Setup.exe. A blue SmartScreen dialog will appear saying "Windows protected your PC".

  2. 2

    Click "More info"

    It's a small link in the middle of the dialog. Don't click "Don't run" — click More info first.

  3. 3

    Click "Run anyway"

    A Run anyway button will appear at the bottom. Click it. The installer will launch normally.

  4. Done — start slapping

    SlapWin will install and appear in your system tray. This warning only appears once.

Why does this happen? Microsoft requires a paid code-signing certificate to silently trust new software. We're a solo indie project and haven't purchased one yet. The app itself is clean — you can verify the file hash on our GitHub releases page.

Frequently asked questions

Is anything being recorded?

Nope. Zero. Zilch. SlapWin listens to your mic locally to detect impact — the audio never leaves your machine, there's no backend, no server, no cloud, no secret AI listening to your keyboard rage. It's just you, your laptop, and a very satisfying sound.

Windows is blocking the install — help?

Classic Windows SmartScreen being overprotective. SlapWin isn't signed yet (code certs cost $$$, we're indie). It's totally safe — click More infoRun anyway and you're in. See the full step-by-step guide →

Is it actually free?

Yes — the first 5 slaps are on us, no account needed. After that, Premium is $3.99 one-time and unlocks unlimited slaps, custom sound packs, and mic sensitivity control. No subscription, no "we raised our prices" email six months later.

I lost my license key — how do I get it back?

No stress. Head to the customer portal, enter the email you used to purchase, and your key will be sent straight to your inbox.

Will it actually damage my laptop?

SlapWin the app? No. You the human? Possibly. The app just plays a sound — it doesn't tell you to body-slam your MacBook. A gentle tap on the palm rest is all it takes. We are legally and morally not responsible for what happens if you disagree with that approach.

Does it work on Mac or Linux?

Windows only for now. Mac folks already have SlapMac — we're the Windows side of the family. Linux support is on the maybe-someday list, right after world peace.

My coworkers can hear the sounds. Help.

That's a feature, not a bug. But if you're in a meeting, headphones exist. You can also right-click the tray icon and exit SlapWin temporarily — it'll be waiting for you when the call ends and the frustration resumes.

A word from our lawyers (us)

SlapWin detects physical impact via your microphone and plays a sound. That's it. If you slap your laptop and it breaks, that's on you — we are not responsible for any damage to your hardware, your dignity, or your warranty. Use common sense. By downloading SlapWin you agree that hitting your computer is your own decision and SlapWin, its creator, and anyone loosely associated with it cannot be held liable for any resulting damage, injury, or regret. Please don't actually destroy your laptop.